•Moisture wick + anti-microbial properties.
•4.5" inseam. The perfect length for training shorts that don't get in the way.
•Fits true to size. For a tighter and more athletic fit, size down one full size.
•Please refer to size charts for any additional information.
•Add additional items to your order to save on shipping costs.
•For best results to prevent 3M logo wear, always wash items inside out in cold water + hang dry. Do not tumble dry or wash garment in hot water.
Get your mind out of the gutter!! I meant how the owner operator puts in a personal thank you and message with each purchase. I have never gotten such a gesture from any small or large company. Clothes fit true to size and the t-shirt length does not leave me with a belly shirt. 6’1” 260 lbs. thanks Jordan for all of your awesome work. It does not go unappreciated.
Honestly super happy with my order! Was nervous at first because a lot of shorts don’t fit me properly, but the xs death metal shorts fit PERFECT! Definitely will be making another order soon!
I put the shorts on for the first time around 12:45. I know the time because the postman came as I was eating lunch and I threw them on right away. Just stripped down to my birthday suit and put them right on. Who wears undies anyway amirite? I finished lunch and went back to work in the home office because #quarantine. Around 2:00 I stood up from my desk chair in a panic thinking I was naked. It literally felt like I was wearing nothing. I swore I had no bottoms on. So I threw on a pair of shorts and sat back down for my 2:30 zoom call. Fast forward to 9:00 and I'm going upstairs to get ready for bed. Imagine the shock and confusion when I took off my shorts to change into boxers for bed time and I find that I am, in fact, wearing my Bacon and Barbells DEATH METAL shorts UNDER my other shorts?! Trippy. But all in all a pleasant experience.
These are basically the same as the bacon gang shorts, but they are metal inspired so they're automatically better shorts as a result. I wore these to the Grand Canyon and my balls and weiner stayed safe and didn't chaff. I would suggest you buy as many pairs as you can.
DEATH METAL 4.5" Squat Shorts (Black/3M Reflective)