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EVERYTHING HURTS & I THINK I'M DYING Banner (Black/White)

EVERYTHING HURTS & I THINK I'M DYING Banner (Black/White)

5 total reviews

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price $40.00 USD Sale price $35.00 USD
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36x20" vinyl banner w/ grommets for hanging in your gym, outside of your gym, in the shitter or wherever you please. Lift Heavy. Stay alive.

PLEASE NOTE: ALL BANNERS SHIP SEPARATE FROM ORDERS.

BANNERS CANNOT BE SHIPPED TO PO BOXES.

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Customer Reviews

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Emily
I mean how could you go wrong

It’s perfect

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Emma Dybenko

EVERYTHING HURTS & I THINK I'M DYING Banner (Black/White)

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Aaron Chipchase
Perfect for the home gym!

Fits the motif perfectly and some of the fastest shipping i've had in 2020! Highly recommended

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Boogie C
Everything Hurts & I Think I’m Dying Banner

Amazing top quality banner. Recommend to anyone else with a training area. Constant reminder to always push harder.

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Russ Wood
Dead Inside

I may be dead inside, and my life may hurt but my eye holes sure are happy to look at this banner while I punish myself for existing.

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DETAILS

THE PERFECT FABRICS IN & OUT OF THE GYM!

•Our tees are a 4.7 oz., 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester blend. Pre-shrunk fabric & euro fit (tighter on the chest & sleeves for that "guns out" look). 

•Our hoodies are a medium weight 250GSM 70% cotton/30% polyester blend. Pre-shrunk & pill resistant. The softest, most comfortable hoodie you've ever worn. Made exclusively in Canada.

•Sizes S-2XL, unisex fit. Please refer to size chart in photos. We are working on getting smaller (XS) and larger (3XL) sizes available. Thanks for your patience.

TIPS

•For best results to prevent fading or shrinking, we always suggest washing our items in cold water + hang dry.

SHIPPING

•Spend $100USD + and receive free shipping for all North American customers.