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ANTI-FLORAL 4" SHORTIES (Black/Green/Navy/Pink)

ANTI-FLORAL 4" SHORTIES (Black/Green/Navy/Pink)

Regular price $45.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $45.00 USD
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Oh heck yeah bud! Our most popular BACON GANG short fit with our seamless floral pattern! Same fit, same style, same cut you love but an improved stretch & material. More breathability means your junk stays less junky and more freshy! Better moisture wicking properties means your butt sweat is absorbed faster than you can imagine. It's like a sham-wow for your butthole!
• 4" inseam. Exact same fit and cut as our BACON GANG shorts for easy sizing except WITH POCKETS. Oh yeah babe.
• Dual side pockets to store your hopes & dreams.
• 3M reflective "B" on the leg for night time visibility/extra cool factor.

• Round lace drawstring waistband. Gives it that exotic feel, ya know?

• Unisex fit, available in sizes S-2XL. Please see size chart for accurate fit.
• Still unsure? Send us an email at and we'll help get you sorted out!

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•Our tees are a 4.7 oz., 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester blend. Pre-shrunk fabric & euro fit (tighter on the chest & sleeves for that "guns out" look). 

•Our hoodies are a medium weight 250GSM 70% cotton/30% polyester blend. Pre-shrunk & pill resistant. The softest, most comfortable hoodie you've ever worn. Made exclusively in Canada.

•Sizes S-2XL, unisex fit. Please refer to size chart in photos. We are working on getting smaller (XS) and larger (3XL) sizes available. Thanks for your patience.


•For best results to prevent fading or shrinking, we always suggest washing our items in cold water + hang dry.


•Spend $100USD + and receive free shipping for all North American customers.