**Please expect shipping delays due to Covid-19.
Never thought I'd be making this fuckin' product, but here we are. These are free with orders over $50 USD. No discount code needed, just have to enter it into your cart to get it for free. If you don't enter it, too bad. Don't email me saying "I didn't see the words you wrote because I don't have eyes!" only to find out later you do, in fact, have eyes. I'm not falling for that (again). Anyways, this protects against nothing but maybe some bad breath, but not your own. Can't spell fashionable without fascism! Maybe you can, I don't know. Is this product selling itself or what?
So far these have not been very effective at preventing my death
I love this product! It helps translate how you’re continually feeling without having to say anything