PITCH BLACK 4" RETRO SHORTIES
Oh heck yeah bud! Our most popular BACON GANG short fit with a new retro 80's vibe! Same fit, same style, same cut you love but an improved stretch & material. More breathability means your junk stays less junky and more freshy! Better moisture wicking properties means your butt sweat is absorbed faster than you can imagine. It's like a sham-wow for your butthole!
• 4" inseam. Exact same fit and cut as our BACON GANG shorts for easy sizing except WITH POCKETS. Oh yeah babe.
• Dual side pockets to store your hopes & dreams.
• Fluorescent double "B" for that retro 80's vibe. No two pairs are the exact same.
• Unisex fit, available in sizes XS-2XL. Please see size chart for accurate fit.
• Still unsure? Send us an email at email@example.com and we'll help get you sorted out!